Bridgit. 20. Former musician. Writer. Acousticophile. Anglophile. Basorexic. Superwholockian. TV/Movie buff. Name dropper.

tachyphagia / n. rapid eating, bolting of food 

I'm the type of person who gets gut wrenchingly sad/happy/mad/aroused over things that happen in tv shows. I also post a lot of cheese fries.

Benedict Cumbershit and Tom Hiddledicks are regular life ruiners visitor on this blog.

Sometimes my face claims are Kat Dennings, Tina Belcher, Roz Doyle, Princess Anna of Arendelle or Tom Servo, from Mystery Science Theater 3000. I'm also in a committed, lifelong relationship with cheese fries.

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

kattrispotter:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

watsonisahedgehog:

obsessedwithspn:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

So light ‘em up, up, up

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Light ‘em up, up, up

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Light ‘em up, up, up

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I’m on FIRE…

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Has anyone done this yet or…

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I’m beyond speechless….and in a bad way. 

What can I say?

This was made in the…

*Whole Fandom rushes to stop me*

*whispers* …heat of the moment…

WHO. DO. YOU. THINK. YOU. ARE?

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pokemean:

youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

7,810,521,682 and me

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inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

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tom-hiddlesnipples:

ladylokigoddessofmischief:

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There is no other title.

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Secret Rules Disney Has For Their Employees!

serenecourageouswisdom:

ariana97jackson:

thewildonion:

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thoughts-of-an-x-factor:

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buzz-lightning:

burnpianoisland:

People who work in Disneyland or Walt Disney World amusement parks are held to a higher standard than the employees of most companies, or even other theme parks. Let’s take a look at some of the interesting (and some disappointing) rules these “cast members,” as they’re known by Disney, have to live by!

Read on

These are so fucking awesome except the fact that they don’t allow people with tattoos thats just lame as fuck

I am Disney Cast Member and this is all true.

these are all so fucking true and it’s what made the experience ALMOST A BIT HELLISH AT THE SAME TIME

the tattoo isn’t necessarily true though…you can have them as long as you can cover them up

i knew a lot of people with tattoos and piercings laksjdf

I had to wait a month to have my plug holes grow back to normal size and be evaluated by a Disney representative in order to be approve to be placed on to a waiting list to get a job in the food department.
I did it all for nothing because 3 months later I got an email saying they filled all available positions and that I would have to reapply.
Yeeeeeeah no.
By then I was 305% done with that company and there desire for all cast members to have a “wholesome” look.
I don’t understand how body modifications have to do with being “wholesome” but alright.

They also don’t allow men to have hair “Past the ear, or shirt collar”. In Australia, that’s can be classed as gender discrimination.

With all of their guidelines it seems as if I’m gonna become a Disney princess guys! Wish me luck! 

Some of these actually make me angry…

Well I’m definitely not working there now

Disney doesnt play around. Yeesh.

I think it’s nice that they want all their employees to look professional. A lot of jobs have a “no visible tattoos” clause…key word here: visible. Also everyone who works there is very friendly and that’s important :)

I half expected a sWooZie06 link, and now I’m slightly disappointed.

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#sWooZie #sWooZie06

medioxumatepoet:

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mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

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praisebetohelix:

chyphens:

gifboss:

Comfortable

kittens why

Kitten in a blanket made of other kittens.

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#kittyyyyy

nerd-in-the-tardis:

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

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#odl

scratchingpad:

Kitten and her first laptop